Things You Can't Say in Front of Your Parents

Our lifestyles, environment, friends and families form and shape the words we say. Having asked a couple of friends what they can't say in front of their parents, I've come with some lists of things you shouldn't say in front of your parents and why you must not say them.

FUCK YOU: It's a phrase used in different ways. It's used as a high level of offensive matter whereas it is intended to hurt another person. It can be a way of expressing your sexual desire or used to express a deep repulsion or the desire for another person to leave or to say you don't care. It's inappropriate and disrespectful to say that in front of your parents. 

SHUT THE HELL UP: I bet you can't say 'shut the hell up' in front of your parents. It is polite to tell the person to reduce the volume of his/her voice or politely tell the person to be quiet. 

I WANT TO LANGA: It's a slang use to say, 'I want to have sex'. Your parents must not hear this.

BOOBS: Boobs, breasts, titties–whatever you like to call them, provide some visual stimulation and shouldn't be used when your parents are around except if you want to have a discussion with your parents, especially a girl/lady to her mother. 

DICK: It's used to refer to a male reproductive organ. It's a euphemism, generally considered vulgar, which is used for a variety of slang purposes. It is used to refer to the penis and by extension as a verb to describe sexual activity. It is also used as a pejorative term for individuals who are considered to be rude, abrasive, inconsiderate, or otherwise contemptible. You dare not say it when your parents are with you. 

I WANT TO SUCK YOUR PUSSY: This is really weird and out of bounds in front of your parents. Please, don't even think about it. You must not say it not just in front of your parents but people.  

HOW YOU HAD SEX: Some tell their friends, I learnt. But you can't say this in front of your parents. Can you?Generally, you are not expected to say vague things before your parents. So tell us, what are those things you can't say in front of your parents?